The Elf, the Linga & My Spiritually Bent Antenna

The host wakes up exhausted, overcaffeinated, and spiritually unprepared, but still manages to dismantle Santa Claus, question the moon landing, and explain why his “inner antenna” is as bent as a curbside TV from the ’80s. Between storm outages, kid-meditation updates, and a philosophical detour through elf ethics, he wonders whether he’d feel anything at all inside the famed Dhyanalinga—or if he would continue to feel like a rock. Then Sadhguru steps in, expanding on consecration, ancient temple science, and why even one drop of spiritual process can reshape a life.