When David Attenborough Traumatizes the Homeschoolers

The host wanders through a midnight kitchen confession—overfeeding himself, shooing the dog, and replaying a storm-dark shift—then turns the mic on his kids’ curriculum: David Attenborough scaring them senseless about the planet while ChatGPT builds worksheets to pick through the wreckage. He riffs on unbalanced seekers, broken movies, roller hockey ego, and a global jellybean app that could democratically pick our top 25 world leaders for an Inner World Summit. Then Sadhguru arrives with the uncomfortable science: soil is collapsing, worms are dying, and without living earth, the human game ends.